Peggy. I could not help but overhear via the listening devices I installed in your home that Hank is now streaming on Twitch.
Dale, for once your lack of regard for our boundaries has saved me some effort. He insists his grill streams will promote propane awareness but he has gone too far.
Oh, I don’t know Peggy, he seems to really be having fun with it! Plus the cat ear headphones are kinda cute.
The what.
Bahaha Hank out here shillin propane like a gotdang egirl talk about them propane emoji hotdog water somethin else man I tell ya hwhat. can’t gotdang hear him over streamlabs noise goin pew pew pew talkin bout donatin bits n shit man, pogchamps in the chat and dogs on the grill, real piece of work man.
Hank, you have got to stop this! Think of your family!
Peggy, I can’t end the stream now, I’m getting “Pogs in the chat.” That means people think propane is cool!
I got this, Peggy.
Hank, have you heard of something called “Rule 34?”
mr. beast has given 5,000 rural children an all-expenses-paid trip to the big city to develop postmodern anomie and eventually become podcasters
mr. beast has begun teaching farm animals about the inescapable duhkha of the endless cycle of birth and death and has already given several horses and cows the buddha nature
ALT